These Guys

These Guys are joined by Justin Huchel and Zach Goldsmith once again, this time welcoming first timer Baby Max, creating the latest musical gold diamond gem of a Christmas song. Enjoy Merry Traditional Christmas with or without clothes on.

It sounds like Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Barack Obama, Kim Jong Il, Adele, Foster the People, Their pumped Up Kicks, Osama Bin Laden, Greece’s Financial Issues, Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, Muammar Ghadhafi, Occupy Wall Street, The Kardashians, Charlie Sheen, Steve Jobs, Amy Winehouse and all the other biggest social trending/news people and events came together, had nothing to do with our video but hopefully their mentions helped this video come up in more search engines.

Stop the presses and press your dresses… it’s time for a new These Guys record. You’re Welcome.

You may have been asking yourself the following questions: What have they been up to? What have they been doing? What have they been spending their time doing? What have they been jerking off to? Those are all really good questions. Now, moving on…

It’s your lucky day. If there’s one thing to save the human race, to preserve mankind, to paint a picture of promise, to carry the torch of humanity, to wave the flag of stability, to torch the flag of despair, to always keep puppies smelling fresh and clean, to single handedly lower the inflated price of lunch meat, it’s our new record – You’re Welcome.

So, unless you wish death on the human race (and puppies), go check out (purchase) our new record on iTunes: CLICK HERE NOW PLEASE IF YOU DON’T MIND!

We have also put every song up on YouTube to stream – each with its own male-model caliber photo of us. CLICK HERE TO GO DO THAT PLEASE IF YOU DON’T MIND!

For some of you devoted old skool fans, you’ll recognize some of the songs on the record. We’ve gone back and re-worked and completely re-recorded some of our original-essential-instant-classics and now they are all even more perfect.

You don’t have to just take our word for it… in the words of the great Lavar Burton (Reading Rainbow), “I just don’t get it, Guinan. I can field-strip a fusion reactor; I can realign a power transfer tunnel. Why can’t I make anything work with a woman like Christy? It’s like… I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say.”

Loved,
Nick and Cody Diamond

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Our new record, “You’re Welcome” will be released next week. here’s the cover art to get your face all excited!

Hey! Please enjoy our latest Christmas Video. It isn’t just a Holiday video, it’s a Christmas Video called The Christmas!

Enjoy! We Mean it!!! Hey!

Master of Photography: Elek Hendrickson, Master of Handsome: Justin Huchel, Master of Disaster: Zach Goldsmith, Masters of the Universes: Nick and Cody Diamond, Second Unit Director: Max Lavine

Cody Diamond was gone for 3 months on a modeling shoot in Eastern Europe and was missed dearly. To welcome him back, Nick Diamond and some of his high powered, important decision making friends improved his room. They know him best, so they made his room exactly what Cody would want.

This was totally cool to do. We thought you deserved to get to know the real TG. We aren’t just at the top of the food chain… we’re real men with real emotions too. At the top of the food chain.

CLICK TO LISTEN

If you haven’t already seen our new video, please check it out here on Funny or Die.

In addition, here is a free download of the music video version of the MP3 – different than the record! You deserve it.
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

We are excited and fulfilled to present to you our new music video, Jerk Off To You. Director Fredrik Lidskog, Cinematographer Martim Vian, Editor Will Paley, Semi-producers Dan Erstad and Max Lavine and starring the lovely ladies Deanna Russo, Lillie Sakren and Meg Cionni. And us, of course – Nick and Cody Diamond.

You’re welcome in advance.

And click here to buy Sounds Like Diamonds from Itunes. Woah!
Click Here to buy from Itunes

These Guys are excited to announce their new music video, “Peter’s Sweet 16″ starring Pete Karinen from Pete and Brian, directed by Brian Sacca from Pete and Brian. Pete and Brian.

These Guys have theoretically been building huge momentum across the board with their synergistic efforts, thinking outside of the box, focusing on win-win situations and crossing the bridge only when they get to it. Now the ball is in your court, take this with a grain of salt, always remeber that it’s a good rule of thumb to stop beating around the bush and don’t forget… Rome wasn’t built in a day, so when in Rome… rock These Guys.

“These Guys are so hip, they almost don’t need skinny jeans” – Pitchfork
“These Guys remind of us of hard drugs we used to do in the 90s” – Rolling Stone
“These Guys are relevant in every significant way” – Newsweek
“These Guys’ good looks are surpassed only by their ability to look good” – Glamour
“These Guys probably smoke cigars” – GQ
“These Guys taught me to take myself seriously” – Bono

In addition, in anticipation of our new record coming in a few weeks, we are giving away the entire Sounds Like Diamonds record for free:

Click Here to download Sounds Like Diamonds

If you still want to buy the record and support the cause, click here to purchase on Itunes:
Click Here to buy from Itunes

Love us,
Nick and Cody Diamond

ALSO – check out Pete and Brian at www.peteandbrian.com

Here is a new video of These Guys live in the studio, doing what they do… and doing it well.

Presenting the critically acclaimed documentary capturing These Guys recording their latest classic, “Shiznit” in their home studio – a behind the speakers look at the magic that happens behind the scenes, never before captured on film.

This song is the first off of the NEW ALBUM which will be out end of April. Get ready for 15 new instant classics! Click here to suggest an album title!

With love and affection and infliction,

Nick and Cody Diamond